Sorry Team...
I joined wang and chessaholic as a Patzer Boy and proved that I am a huge patzer.  Playing on board one against a 1650 I obtained a huge advantage and decided that the game was going to play itself.  I could make a lot of excuses but really I just played horribly.  Meh, it's round one.  Here's the game.  Try not to laugh at the end.....